Hey. How's it going. I'm the guy who wrote Apathy and Other Small Victories. I don't want to say too much about myself because I'm very shy and mysterious. This also gives me more room to lie about myself later on and make shit up in general.

If I write anything overly ridiculous or offensive while I'm blogging don't worry about it. Just pretend I was kidding. Maybe I was being ironic. I was probably drunk. I'm just glad that I'm finally getting in on the zeitgeist. And yeah sitting around talking to strangers online is apparently the zeitgeist. These are the bullshit times in which we live. I can barely see the screen through my tears.