Eight year old Gen Z Sam leaps through history to play with other kids’ toys.
Sam: What the fuck is this?
Kid: It’s a hula hoop!
Sam: What does it do?
Kid: It goes around you!
Sam: Then what?
Kid: It goes around you again! And again! And again! And—
Sam: Nope.
Leap
Sam: What the fuck are you doing?
Kid: I’m petting him!
Sam: It’s a fucking rock.
Kid: He’s my Pet Rock! His name’s Sparky! Do you want to pet him too?
Sam: Here’s an idea. How about you pile your childhood in a sack and drown yourself in a river with it.
Kid: What?
Sam: Ziggy, get me the fuck out of here.
Leap
Sam: Why the fuck did you just put your gloves in the freezer?
Kid: They’re Freezy Freakies!
Sam: Your best toy is gloves? Are you fucking serious?
Kid: Look! They have rainbows on them now! Isn’t that neato?
Sam: Ziggy.
Kid: You wanna go play outside?
Sam: I mean it, Zig.
Kid: We can ride bikes!
Sam: ZIGGY!!!
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