Paul Neilan's Blog Buy my Book
blog about me about my book

« I Haven't Been Murdered Yet | Main | THE HOLLYWOOD SPIRAL »

June 25, 2008

Comments

JohnSanford

You can always pretend that you are in a far away and exotic location instead of the same bookstore. And you can pretend that you are reading a brilliant, thought provoking thesis on antimatter instead of Apathy. It won't change anything. Actually, if anything, it will just make it more tragic and be a far more memorable low point in your life. Ignore my previous advise.

Chewbacca

John Sanford! CHEWBACCA! challenge you to cage fight for being PRETENTIOUS!

You are a DUCHE FAG! and in our cage fight i will surely GNAW YOUR BALLS OFF!

JohnSanford

Being unfamiliar with the word "duche" I looked it up in the dictionary. It's not in the dictionary. However, wikipedia brought up an article on the first chaplain to the Continental Congress. Despite how fascinating I found this, it brought me no closer to uncovering the true meaning behind the phrase "duche fag". Perhaps it will always remain a mystery. Next time on Explorations in Simple Fucking English, we will take an in depth look into capitalization and a brief but meaningful glimpse into the world of punctuation. Thank you, and good night.

Sharon

DAMN it...I cannot believe I missed this...heard it was great...anything else coming up in SF?

a pathetic

Your people (Travelzoo) should fly you to New York for a reading. There are bars here with skeeball AND Big Buck Hunter.

Nick

WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP READING AT PLACES I'M NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER BECAUSE OF MY AGE

Ian

Wow. There ae so many pent up frustrations in these comments, I feel like Freud would have a hey-day. Admit it John, every time your mother bends over to pick something up, you start heaving heavily and go look up words in the dictionary to try to get rid of your hard-on. Ah well, if that's what it takes to keep it under control, by all means continue. Any normal person who didn't like the book would scoff and then not recommend it to others, rather than trying to fill the void in the front of his pants by personally accost the author and fans. But not you. You're the big man John, you're the big man. I wish you well.

Now, on to better and more worthwhile business. Any chance of a reading of any nature in the L.A. area?

Ian

Also, you spelled "advice" incorrectly. Good God, John! How could you have let that happen!

CHEWBACCA!

John Sanford! CHEWBACCA! does not need GOD DAMN dictionary, simple FUCKING english, or wikipedia to deduce with context clues you are CONDESCENDING! CHEWBACCA! believes this is due to fact that your father never spent time with you and doesn't LOVE YOU!

John Sanford! i have a new word for you! If you google/wikipedia/dictionary the word HOMOSEXAFAG! you will find it is WOOKIE for JOHN SANFORD!

JohnSanford

This is why I love this site. Acutally, I loved the book. I've read it more than any other, save Catcher In The Rye. I must admit, I am human, very much unlike our wookie friend here, and as a human, I am prone to making horrible, terrible mistakes. I even went to see, dare I admit it, Ghost Rider when it was in theaters. Yes, I know, I'm shocked too, but I have been known to err. This reflects poorly on my parents, but only because they also share this affliction known as Homo Sapien. I can't wait for the first person to leave some homo related comment. But I digress. Until I shed this mortal coil, I shall always suffer, for I am better.

JohnSanford

Seriously, I need to stop pretending like I'm some British guy on a history special. It's just getting rediculous.

CHEWBACCA!

Seriously, you need to stop acting like people care.

Evan

HEY GUYS LET'S ALL START INSULTING EACH OTHER ON PAUL NEILAN'S BLOG I AM SURE THIS WILL BE A RICH AND REWARDING EXPERIENCE FOR US ALL

Jennae

Damn it. You're readings in Ptld., Or were pre- me reading Apathy... So I missed them. Lame shit, eh? Let us all know when and if you're gonna be doing any readings in Ptld. I'm not gonna miss that shit again!

mario casas

paul, so i have this thing going that i have been using lately; every time i have a new date i always talk about your book and how i identify myself with the character, so the girls end up reading the book and i also end up having hot hot sex. haha for some odd reason it always works out,,muajajajaja so thanks paul for helping me gatting laid.

Christopher James Fraser

Just waiting for you to become successful enough to do a UK book tour, then I'm THERE, man.

Christ, I can't wait to move. People here are so... stuffy.

Zé

All I have to say is... Enjoy Wade Redden.

Loved your book, can't wait for the second, even if it is Darren Pang's biography. Also, seeing that I've never read anything nearly as funny as Apathy, do you have any recommendations?

Chris

Give us something, ANYTHING regarding a new book? Confirm the existance of something you're working on. I want more Paul Neilan in my life...in a totally not gay way.

Faye

Hello! I googled you just now as I was talking to a friend about brilliant first novels. I found your book.. oh a year ago now I think, the only one on the shelf in the biggest bookshop in dublin. The first page had me giggling like a nun in a sex shop.

I've been passing around what must be the only copy in Ireland to anyone I could push it on for months and quite frankly its a favorite. More, please.

david

Great book. I am a cube dweller and have been since I was 20 (38 now). Your book made my life a little bit easier here and at times, a little more miserable. Now they are shutting the doors and moving from Portland to Phoenix. I am cutting the cubbie cord and doing something else. Hopefully everything pans out for you.

Jay

You are not even reading your own blog anymore, are you.

Christopher

are you?

Graham

Happy Birthday, dead blog! Happy Birthday!

Keith

I read this book while I was going through training for the Air Force. Best waste of an afternoon through that boring crapshoot.

Patrick

I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't post anything since last June. Last June! Wow. You could get a monkey to do it for you or something.

The comments to this entry are closed.

 PAUL NEILAN Blog    |   About Me   |   About My Book   |   Copyright ©2006 by Paul Neilan
web design by CV Studios